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My dad (reading from a list of the top 100 happiest cities): actually, New York is at #39! Way above Chicago.
Me: yeah, I’m sure that when asked New Yorkers are like “IT’S GREAT I’M SO HAPPY!!!”
Kelsey: and those people are actually covered in rats
My mom: yeah, they’re stepping over rats to get to the microphone
Kelsey: yeah, the New Yorker being interviewed is actually just a rat in a mustache and a top hat
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I just laughed so hard. Thanks, girl.
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